Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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