I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
As shirtless as possible
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
