I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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