Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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