Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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