I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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