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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I need a beard to bite.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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