is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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