I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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