Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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