the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
All I want is dick and wine.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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