Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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