I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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