There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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