We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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