I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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