Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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