hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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