ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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