I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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