Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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