Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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