Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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