Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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