so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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