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i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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