I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
kristin has been a bad kristin
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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