good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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