At least make sure they are 18
Why
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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