Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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