So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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