The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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