Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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