You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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