I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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