just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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