not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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