if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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