Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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