I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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