reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.