They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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