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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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