i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
