I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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