the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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