Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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