That's intense
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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