I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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