careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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