New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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