I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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