69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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