I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Dicks are not precious.
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