He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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